so the other day, i was going out with some friends. we were all crammed in the car and in the backseat it was me on the outside, one of my best friends in the middle, and my other best friend on the other side. on our way to the bar, we saw something going on in front of someones house and of course we decided to be nosy and watch lol. but the only way i could see was to lean over my friend in the middle seat and look out the opposite window. in the process of me leaning over her, my boobs ended up resting on her lap as i looked out. after a few minutes she finally realizes what exactly is putting weight on her thigh and she looks at me and says "WOW! your boobs are f***ing heavy!" i just laughed and told her that i already know. so she asks how much they weigh and i tell her almost 20 lbs each and she exclaims "Jesus christ, and you have to carry those around all day!" i look right back at her and go "Yup... 24/7!" so for the next 5 minutes, my friends took turns feeling how heavy my boobs were as i just sat there laughing as i was being groped. i love seeing peoples reactions when they find out how heavy my breasts are. the look of schock on their faces is entertaining. a lot of people love large breasts but they always forget about how they can be a burden for the girl who has to carry them around. its a burden not a lot of ppl are willing to carry... literally!
so i saw this the other day and just wanted to share it...
when i was done reading it, i just looked down and saw nothing but boobs... no feet, no, legs, no stomach, just huge boobs and a ton of cleavage! i laughed and instantly saved this pic lol
im gonna keep this post short. but this is just one of the many things im thankful for today...
im not quite sure why people feel the need to always call me by a nickname referring to my boobs. yes i get that im very open about them here on EP and with my friends out in the real world, but i do have a name. my birth certificate doesnt say "Big Tits Mcgee" so i dont get why even people ive just met or barely know decide to call me by such a name. it was fine in high school when the other girls were immature and had nothing else to do. sure my friends do call me that from time to time, but its usually only when weve been drinking and of course that means that they get real handsy and decide to play with my boobs. but when i come across someone who saw these shenanigans and they say "oh hey! i saw u at that party! ur big tits mcgee right!?" i just wanna know what gave you the right to call me that. moral of the story is, if i havent given you permission to call me by a certain nickname, dont call me that. you all know my name, its on my profile, so until you have my say so, that is how i would like to be addressed... Thanx XD
Ah... nothing says fun like going into a crowded train. i dont care who you are, when you see your train pull up and its packed, you fear for your personal space. the train is just rocking back and forth, knocking people off balance causing and throwing them into the person next to them or in front of the causing awkward moments for both of them. well i have this problem x10! working in the DC area means i get the privilege (complete sarcasm) of taking the metro into and out of the city everyday. when i go in, its not to bad because i catch the train before it gets TOO crowded. but when im coming home, every single train is packed! now this is where my problem comes to play. like i said before, on crowded trains everyones personal space is invaded. but its especially easy for my personal space to be invaded because of the extra large chesticles i have to carry around with me. its awkward for me as soon as i step into that sardine can they call a train and my boobs are forced up against a random stranger as im trying to find a spot to stand. and thats usually he way it stays until i get to my stop. if im lucky, the stranger who had my boobs in their back will leave. but usually it just results in someone else getting on and once again forcing my breasts into another stranger. and i feel so dirty once i get to my stop cause i feel like i just gave a bunch of strangers boob jobs... and i didnt even get paid! lol but i wish i had a nickel for every time an awkward situation on the train was caused by my boobs. i think i would have a dollar at the end of the day lol
im so glad that when this happens to me, my kids just laugh cause it makes me look funny. i dont have to deal with middle schoolers or high schoolers who are aware of what actually just happened...
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